call center bloopers

eto napulot ko sa peyups.com.enjoy! :) 


customer: where are you located?
agent: We're located in the Philippines
customer: where is the Philippines?
agent: sir you know Japan..?turn left..hehehehehe


Customer: Where are you based?
Gay Agent: In the Philippines, Sir!
Customer: So, you are a Filipino?
Gay Agent: No, Sir. I'm half-Filipino, and half-Filipina!!!


Agent: (Opening Spiel) My name is Dan..is that correct?
Customer: I don't know..hahahahahaha


(in the middle of a call, filipino customer abroad distinguishes filipino accent of the agent and sparks her curiosity)
Customer: Are you Filipino?
Agent: No, Ma'am
Customer: Sigurado ka?
Agent: Yes, Ma'am.


Recruitment: Group interview
12 Applicants 1 Interviewer
HR:can you tell me whats the weirdest conversation you've had?
App: the weirdest conversation I had was with my husband. (paused)
HR: can you tell us what it was about?
App: (laughs) haha its a secret
HR: (raises eyebrows)can you at least share what was it about, is it money, love...
App: its about money... (giggles)
HR: ok, what do you expect from this company (pissed)
App: I expect to get hired
HR: Why should the company hire you
App: Because it says in your ads that there is an urgent hiring.


newbie agent, in the middle of a problem call. CALLER: Is this how you treat your gold card members?
Sagot niya: "Yes sir." ayun, terminated si ateh.




hahaha!i bet na-exercise facial muscles niyo.hihi!