[on investments]

i c relationships as investments. others can be labeled as "best buy," while there are cases of high risk wc Standard & Poor's or Moody's would not advise u 2 get involved wid. dey alwys start wid an IPO (getting public) wid lines dat go sumthin like "hi miss, i think we'v met before.." or "ok lang b i-text kita? bka kc mgalit bf mo eh!"

^damn pick up lines.^

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and so after generating interest frm d market, u start d selection process. the best of 7 series is guided by financial advisors also known as friends. hear this: "hmpf!d siya galante, d man lang nanlibre!" poor men. dey always hav to make libre to 10 frnds. starvation comes to him d following week after a date.

^tsk^

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dis is it! "finally, siya na..=)" u make use of investment. free dinner. tga-bitbit ng cute pink bag hanggang sa men's CR. *yeicks!* tga-hatid sundo. u start to smile and say, "i made a gud investment.."

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it dosnt end there though, because some investments turn out bad at some point. u think for the second time wondering whether to put ur investment back to the market. after much thought, u realize being single is much more desirable than practicing S&M wid ur partner.

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most investments end wid post-break up concerns. "hija, lam mo bng plagi na lang late umuwi si *toot!* since u broke up?sna mgkabalikan na kyo.."

tita, its called the law of diminishing marginal utility.